Pooping is normal for all living creatures. It’s our own way to get rid of the toxins in our body. However, despite being a normal process, the way we poop varies. From pooping on their hind legs to aiming their poop on the weirdest object, the same is true with dogs.
Here are 35 photos that prove how weird dogs can be when it comes to taking a dump.
1. No looking
He’s not embarrassed that his human found him pooping that way. He’s more annoyed about him taking pictures of his way of pooping.
2. On the bush
This dog seems to like giving his human a hard time cleaning after him. He prefers to take a dump on the grass.
3. A multitasking pro
This dog is a professional multitasker. He prefers to take a dump while holding things.
4. That poop view
I’m feeling quite jealous of this dog. He gets to poop with that view.
5. On a shelf
This one refuses to poop anywhere but on a shelf. He even puts his leg up for leverage.
6. Going against the norm
Normally, dogs poop with their bum pointing down. For some reason, this dog likes to poop by raising his butt on something. What a cute weirdo!
7. Tree trunk
There’s something about tree trunks that make this dog poop. This one is his favorite spot.
8. That reaction
Seeing a dog taking a dump on a pot feels weird for humans. For this dog, however, it’s perfectly normal.
9. Anything but the ground
For some reason, this dog prefers to take a dump on elevated objects. It doesn’t matter what it is. As long as it’s not the ground, he’ll poop on it.
10. Still on guard
Never let your guard down even when you’re pooping. You need to be alert all the time, just like this dog.
This dog starts his ritual by standing on three legs. Then, he stands on his two back legs with his bum on the air. After that, he drops his poop like a bomb.
12. The poop on the wheel
There are two possible reasons why this dog won’t face the camera. It’s either he’s ashamed of what he has done or he just doesn’t want to leave any evidence that he’s behind the poop on the wheel.
13. On the side
Despite the space available, this dog still chose to make things hard for himself. He could have just pooped on the ground.
14. Somewhere elevated
This dog is after convenience and comfort. By pooping on that step, he didn’t have to put his butt real low. It was like pooping in a toilet for humans.
15. On a big rock
You don’t just play with big rocks. Sometimes, you can poop on them, too.
16. No cleaning up after
I guess he didn’t want to make things hard for his human. He took a dump on a pile of garbage so his human wouldn’t have to clean up after him.
17. No care
This dog is quite weird. He didn’t just pick an odd spot to take a dump but he also picked the wrong time.
18. Just looking after the plants
They say poop can be used as fertilizer. Well, this dog is testing out that theory.
19. Quite clever
With all the space, this dog chose to poop in a spot that it won’t easily be seen. I guess even for dogs, privacy matters.
This dog likes to do a handstand whenever he needs to pee or poop. That’s what you get when you have a very expressive pet.
21. Morning spot
There’s something about that tall grass that makes it this dog’s favorite spot. He goes there every single morning to take a dump.
22. In a puddle
I wonder if he takes a dump there every single day. If he does, that means he needs a bath every single day as well.
23. On a wall
There’s vandalism and there’s a dog pooping on the wall. Whoever maintains this street needs tons of patience in keeping it clean and nice.
24. Good aim
He’s not really showing you where he pooped. He’s just proudly showing you how good his aim was.
25. Expert level
This dog must be doing this every single day. Otherwise, how could he be so spot on with his poop?
26. Flexibility and balance
No, this dog wasn’t doing yoga. He’s just pooping while on his three legs.
There are lots of trees in the area but this dog chose this one. I guess that’s what happens when you find something you deeply connect with.
28. Always on rocks
Whenever he needs to poop, he always looks for rocks. Don’t judge. It’s just his thing.
29. On the street
This dog couldn’t wait to cross the street. He pooped right on the pedestrian lane.
30. Being unique
This dog chose to be different. Instead of peeing, he pooped on a fire hydrant.
31. Not what you think it is
This dog isn’t peeing. That’s just the way he takes a dump.
32. Too embarrassed
He knows that he’s doing something odd. He didn’t even want to show his face.
33. Not so picky
This dog isn’t really particular about his pooping spot. As long as it’s not on the ground, he’s good to go.
34. In the middle of the field
He probably prefers the spot because it’s empty. No one’s there to smell his poop or his fart. He can do his business there peacefully.
35. Like a toilet
This dog is using that pot like a toilet. I’m pretty sure he can learn how to use the real one. He knows the basic principle already.